Boooring! 101 super boring facts

Yawn! Yawn! Puff!

Don't read this book if you already knew

• that pole-sitting is a real sport. => Boring!
• that there's a piece of music that lasts 1000 years. => Booring!
• that 1 in 5 people don't use the toilet before swimming, but pee in the pool. => Boooring!
• that you can live in the city of 'Boring' in America. => Booooring!
• that dogs, cats and even budgies yawn. => Boooooring!